Eating Out
Riasi: I hope Dolphin will be all right. All those townspeople beating him …
Tivk: Don’t underestimate the protective value of a Series 9 Marine EVA suit.
Riasi: Then you think he’s all right?
Tivk: No. But the Tesla has more than adequate medical facilities and nursing personnel.
Riasi: … we should have done something.
Tivk: When was the last time you saw three aliens fend off an angry mob of humans? Mr. Nok is the only one of us that even knows how to make a fist the right way.
Riasi: Wouldn't need to make a fist if I still had my claws. Point to you beanpole.
Tivk: Indeed. Here comes Mr. Nok.
Riasi: And the waitress!!
Nok: Here are my friends. Thank you service provider.
Waitress: Anytime. Here’s your lunch Miss.
Riasi: I can hazz cheezburger!
Waitress: Excuse me?
Tivk: It’s an old joke. You should get it in about 50 years.
Waitress: Cheeseburger and a large coffee. Can I get you anything else, handsome?
Tivk: No I am fine … average.
Waitress: Club soda and a small salad. You’re a cheap date.
Tivk: The anecdotal evidence would support that assumption.
Waitress: What can I get you, hun?
Nok: Hmmm. Macaroni and cheese, please.
Waitress: Sure.
Riasi: Oooooooh she likes you … handsome.
Tivk: No. Macaroni and cheese, Mr. Nok?
Nok: The Doc got me hooked on it. The bastard. I hope he’s okay.
Riasi: I know right? Have you tried it with those … peas?
Nok: Not yet but Cookie set me up with a dish that had browned breadcrumbs as a topping.
Riasi: Ooh! Hey here comes your girlfriend, Tivk.
Tivk: I would not deign to entertain a person wearing their name on a tag.
Waitress: Here, on the house. You look like you could use a meal ... beanpole.
Tivk: … Thank you … Mary Sue. ... She has excellent hearing ... for a human.
Nok: Now you must marry her and bear her children. It is the human way.
Tivk: This looks like … eyeballs in a blob of congealing blood in a pastry shell?!
Riasi: This must be one of those cannibal human restaurants I heard about. We have to get out of here hurhurhurhur. Take ease my protector. It is cherry pie. It’s fruit in thickened juices.
Tivk: I hate you all.
Riasi: You love us!
Nok: I think I was better with him hating me.
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